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Picture the scene. You are camped in the most beautiful valley in the Lake District, Eskdale. Ahead, a breath-taking fell with a variation of delicate heather dancing between shapely trees in an array of greens provides the backdrop to your relaxed break. Flourishing flashes of pinks and purple stone shape the magnificent horizon.
But surely other sites in the valley can provide this view? Yes, however Fisherground offer something that little bit different.
I bet no other site has ever thought of combining such a relaxation with stunning views with a authoritarian, commanding, controlling and campsite owner who will happily attempt to control every aspect of your holiday, even down making checks to find out on arrival if you know anyone else on the site or will be joined by anyone else.
Well this is what Fisherground now offers. The oppressive owner patrols the site during the day and night and if you talk or heaven forbid laugh, and are heard, you will most definitely summon the overbearing, overpowering, pushy, owner who will review the rules with you in the style of a disciplinarian dictator.
I feel that we should all respect each other as campers and have never been accused of being loud. Embarrassed from being ranted at by this matron we decided we should leave the following morning. This was not a relaxing place to be under the lady owner’s (Alison) oppressive rule.
We got up early as you are to leave by 11am on day of departure and had only stayed one night of the purchased two. I explained to the partner of the owner (Mike) that we were far from satisfied by the way in which we where spoken to. I assured him that we would be gone by 11am and requested a refund for the second night that we did not feel welcome enough to stay for. Rule 1982272709878699- NO REFUNDS!
Having explained the situation I was fooled into believing that we were to receive a refund although he stated that they did not usually do this. We discussed behaviour on the site (Please, lets remember that I did no more than laugh on this site) and I was led to believe that I would receive a refund.
Queue the strict, tyrannical owner who approached me as we packed the final items into the car. No refund, no flexibility or apology for her lack of social skills and diplomacy.
If you still fancy the views go for it. Have your answers ready for the cross examination on your arrival and obey the rules which have no flex whatsoever. If you are young, forget it go somewhere else, you will be a target. It is worth a night stay at least just to laugh at how anal someone can actually be, but please “pay as you go” otherwise they will keep your money.
The money they wrongly took from us did however seem worth it as it made us realize how lucky we are to live far enough away from there to avoid ever seeing her again or her constitution.
This is a campsite that has been ruined by the current owner, it was not always this way but if you have not visited for about ten years beware. It is not how you will remember and I am so sorry to have to tell you that.
At Fisherground the customer......................................is NEVER right and should be seen not heard.
The old post office campsite, Santon Bridge, or Hollins Farm, boot, is nice about five minutes drive.
©Copyright Hayley and Nick Porter
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